icunurse:

How management sees patient falls

icunurse:

How management sees patient falls

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herr-lucifer:

theoccultowl:

digg:

How to take the perfect nap

Where is the forever column?

they forgot the “3 hour death nap” where you wake up and feel like you’ve been run over by a tractor and your mascara has crusted your eyes shut 

herr-lucifer:

theoccultowl:

digg:

How to take the perfect nap

Where is the forever column?

they forgot the “3 hour death nap” where you wake up and feel like you’ve been run over by a tractor and your mascara has crusted your eyes shut 

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cauliflowerqueen:

tonedbellyplease:

Eat fruit and keep your heart healthy

the blueberries for the pulmonary arteries/valves omg

cauliflowerqueen:

tonedbellyplease:

Eat fruit and keep your heart healthy

the blueberries for the pulmonary arteries/valves omg

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compoundfractur:

Self-inflicted arrow penetration of the heart (the patient lived).

compoundfractur:

Self-inflicted arrow penetration of the heart (the patient lived).

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compoundfractur:

A “steering wheel” aortic dissection. The trauma of being in a high velocity impact causes the heart to separate from the aorta, resulting in nearly-instantaneous death. Often seen in victims of car crashes or people who fall from a airplanes.

compoundfractur:

A “steering wheel” aortic dissection. The trauma of being in a high velocity impact causes the heart to separate from the aorta, resulting in nearly-instantaneous death. Often seen in victims of car crashes or people who fall from a airplanes.

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  • Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
  • Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

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The kids have it all figured out.

timelordparadise:

elizabeth-shadows-forever:

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i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow

That last one is priceless

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

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lucifers-an-assbutt:

awildhare:

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

except the manatee. the manatee just wanted to say hi

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